One of the few times it’s 100% perfect to have an older white dude with a beard mansplain to a young girl.
Except that is not mansplaining – mansplaining is a man, assuming he knows everything better than women simply by virtue of being a man, trying to explain something he doesn’t know that much about to a woman who is expert in that area. This is a man sharing his knowledge with a woman who has clearly demonstrated she has no idea what she is talking about. That’s just called explaining.
This is one of my favorite guys on tiktok
Discovered him a couple days after getting tiktok
He has the best, and I mean BEST, explanations from a white person I have ever heard
AU where instead of trying to cure her infertility Yennefer just goes around saving random people’s lives and invoking the law of surprise bcos she figures sooner or later it’ll net her a baby. she hasn’t got one yet but she has amassed about 2 dozen dogs so she’s doing pretty well for herself.
1) after a while her habit of swooping in at the last minute to save the day gets her a rep as a legit superhero. she’s like ‘no you don’t understand. I Am Not Nice. I’m doing this for very selfish reasons - stop praising me you don’t get it’
2) ‘I’m starting to think that destiny must be a real thing. there’s no other explanation for how many of my surprises are dogs. destiny is real and destiny wants me to have dogs for some reason.’
Okay but her doing this beFORE Geralt does it and when she finds out that he only had to invoke the law of surprise ONCE to get a baby she goes absolutely feral on him. Just dead silent, furious, finally starts pulling off her jewelry like, “bard, hold my earrings.”
Yennefer: actually can I trade your child surprise for some of my dog surprises
Geralt: um
Yennefer: how many dogs equals one child. how about 10? 10 dogs.
Geralt: I don’t think this is how the law of surprise works
Jaskier: Geralt’s child surprise is a princess so I’d say she’s worth at least 20 dogs
Yennefer: how about 15? I can do you 15.
Geralt: no.
Jaskier: but Geralt…. so many puppies Geralt
*a portal opens. dozens upon dozens of dogs come spilling out, racing around and clearly having a great time*
Villain of the week: ??????
Geralt: oh good! Yennefer’s here
Jaskier, yelling through portal: hi Yennefer!
Villain of the week: ????????????????????????
“It’s one human baby, Geralt. How much could it be, like 10 dogs?”
I looked it up because I was curious and apparently instead of accidentally becoming a mother you could accidentally acquire a mother and I love the idea of invoking the law of surprise and accidentally getting a new mom
Oh my goodness yennefer getting a surprise mum is an INCREDIBLE concept. Galaxy brain. I love it.
Listen in the past the poor have had to improvise cheap food the rich never wanted as a means to survive. And over the many years of innovation made the food taste good until eventually the rich where like: “Oh hay you actually like that garbage? Why on earth would you like it?” Then they try it, love it, start buying it, and then drive the price up so much it becomes a luxury good.
They do this and its devastating, the food typically never becomes affordable again. It don’t matter how cheap the foo dis to produce, it doesn’t matter if there is almost no meat on the bone or its super difficult to eat and messy. Once the poor discover how to make some bit of cheap food taste good, the rich take it away via driving the price of it up.
THEY DID THIS TO RIBS.
Ribs were garage meat. Just look at them, there is hardly any meat on the bone, you have to eat them by hand usually, and they are messy. They where an undesirable cheap source of junk meat. But the poor being the poor made them taste good. (Because they don’t have much to choose from.) The rich discovered the meals the poor made with them and decided they liked ribs too. People discovered they could sell a few ribs to rich people and make way more money then selling lots of ribs to poor people and the price was driven up.
DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO CEREAL!!!
They did the same to brisket. You used to be able to get brisket for less than a dollar a pound, which meant you could get a twenty pound brisket fairly cheaply. And then you smoked it, sliced it, and had meat for weeks if not a full month. And it was tasty. I grew up eating brisket at least once a month because my family could afford it.
It was a cheap meat because no rich person looks at the dangly part of the neck of a cow and goes ‘ooh, that looks tasty!’.
But then Food Network started showcasing things like barbecued brisket. Rich people started showing up at places that weren’t just Rib Crib to get their barbeque. And the price of brisket went up. A lot.
I regularly see it for over five dollars a pound in stores now. And while yeah, that might not seem like a lot when you’re talking only a pound or two of meat, brisket is normally sold in ten to twenty pound sizes. It’s become completely unaffordable to the people that made it delicious.
Sushi used to be really cheap, too, until it became ‘trendy’. Guess why you’re now paying twelve dollars for your order of California rolls? Because rich people discovered something that poor people had been eating for ages.
Noticed the prices of fajita meat, chicken thighs, or ham hocks has gone up recently? You guessed it. Rich people are taking our food and now we’re scrambling to afford the things that we grew up eating.
Lobster is a perfect example of this phenomenon.
For hundreds of years, lobster was regarded as a sort of insect larvae from the depth of the sea. It had zero appeal as a “luxury food” until people living in NY and Boston developed a taste for it. Before the 19th century, it was considered a “poverty food” or used as fertilizer and bait - some household servants specified in employment agreements that they would not eat lobster more than twice a week.
It was also commonly served at prisons, which tells you something about prison food.
Only by cleverly marketing lobster as an indulgence for the privileged made it cost so much. It became a vehicle for enormous profit spawning a multi-billion dollar global industry in the process. This mythical affection for lobster flesh - not its practical value in terms of taste, nutrition, or any other reasonable consideration - drives its value.
LMAO. Wait.
Anyone else’s eye twitchin?
Food gentrification is a long standing practice and it’s some of the most evil shit I can think of. It’s why I refuse for example as someone living in the US to buy things with Quinoa in them. It is specifically pricing an indigenous population out of their prime staple food. It’s a horrific invasion of one of the final requirements of staying alive.
this happened to bacon too, and the story behind that is super interesting if you want to look it up
not just lobster but monkfish too. monkfish was garbage fish, often known as “poor man’s lobster.” feel free to guess what happened.
The price of oxtails near me has exploded in the last few years, which sucks for the several Carribean communities who live around here.
Also kale is confusingly used as a symbol of yuppies and gentrification, but it’s a shining example of food gentrification in the US, since it was stolen and co-opted from Southern Black Soul Food
Ok this list is kind of fraudulent, there are three pictures here that are nice but not the original choices I would have made! I gotta thank Deadpool for getting out of a rut, something so simple set me on the right path!
Looking towards the future, I’m not too excited for the upcoming line ups of Marvel Legends figures. Not interested in the Age of Apocalypse line up not finishing the X-Factor team. There are still more MCU figures that I need to get to do some expanded stories.